It’s just worker-placement business.”Ĭobra Paw: “I got it! No, wait. The Godfather: Corleone’s Empire: “It’s not personal.
Indonesia: “Where’s my merger spreadsheet?” Power Grid: “Damn! I’m one dollar short! I knew I should’ve brought my calculator”īlood Rage: “I swear, if you don’t stop playing that Loki card….”Īgricola: “Sorry I killed your pet sheep, but we gotta eat.”
With tongue firmly planted in cheek, let’s poke some fun at our favorite (and perhaps not-so-favorite) games in the latest in our Board Game Mashups series: Honest Board Game Descriptions. Speaking of unhelpful things, here are some more abbreviated game descriptions that while not exactly useful, are at least honest. In fact, they’re probably not even helpful. Have you ever tried to describe a board game in a single phrase? “It’s like Ticket to Ride meets Jenga.” “Imagine Connect 4, but on a Viking farm.” Granted, maybe those aren’t the best examples. Have you ever had to try to describe a game in a single phrase? Here’s a satirical look at some honest game descriptions of our favorite (or least favorite) games.